Reasons to take a sick day...
Your eyes are crusty and unable to open.
Your body feels thick and goey all at the same time.
You take your son to grandma's instead of school. Oops...
Your brain feels like it's about to seep out of your ears.
You can't keep your mind to shut up with all the to-do lists you haven't done.
You tell your 3yr old where the stash of cookies are.
Yup, I think I need to take a sick day!